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I am regretting this...
So the next day, Julia wakes up and finds a zit on her face.
Julia: Oh, not on my wedding day!
What's that, you want more padding? How about a montage where she tries to get the zit off her face? Obviously the movie isn't padded enough! Grant waits for her with Andy at the wedding but Andy decides to flirt with Grant, and kisses him. Julia arrives thinking that he cheated on her, and runs back home, calling off the wedding. I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for Grant. Then he tries to win her back by holding up a radio that's playing "Baby Come Back" in front of her apartment, in the rain. Now I take back what I said to Grant. Why? THAT COULD SHORT CIRCUIT THE RADIO AND INJURE YOU, YOU IDIOT!! Of course, the new ours don't take it too well and throw stuff at him. The next day, Julia decides that she has no choice but to marry Nicky, but during their wedding, surprise, her father objects and tells her to marry Grant. Who conveniently is on top of her apartment. After some brief phone product placement and MORE MONTAGE FILLER, she meets Grant on top of her apartment, who has grown a beard of depression. They agree that they belong together and get married and live happily ever after. Whoop tee do. But that's not all, after a Wedding Crashers parody, we get a King Kong parody with, you guessed it, Carmen Electra! Actually, before I end this review, I would like to say something. SHE WAS ADVERTISED AS IF SHE WAS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!! But she only shows up at this part. After that, the movie ends. Good.
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!! Although it wasn't as bad as Epic Movie, I wouldn't call it better either. It's acting is mostly stale, most of it's jokes are just references, WHICH ARENT JOKES, and the ones that are are horrible, even if a couple of them worked, AND MOST OF THE PARODIES ARE OUTDATED!! I counted the ones that I found that were outdated. (If you found more, please let me know.) Here they are: Knotting Hill (1999), Pretty Woman (1990), Bridget Jone's Diary (2001), Kill Bill (2003), Meet The Parents (2000, I refuse to count the sequel because it came out recently at that time), and The Wedding Planner (2001). If your gonna make a parody movie, please, don't do it when the movies you are gonna make fun of is more than 1 or 2 years old. Or better yet, LEAVE THE PARODY GENRE ALONE! YOU'RE TRYING TO HARD TO BECOME THE NEXT SCARY MOVIE!
I think I'm getting the hang of these reviews, after this one, bring it on. What shall it be?
(A poster for Disaster Movie is shown)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
(Please Stand By)
The End!
So the next day, Julia wakes up and finds a zit on her face.
Julia: Oh, not on my wedding day!
What's that, you want more padding? How about a montage where she tries to get the zit off her face? Obviously the movie isn't padded enough! Grant waits for her with Andy at the wedding but Andy decides to flirt with Grant, and kisses him. Julia arrives thinking that he cheated on her, and runs back home, calling off the wedding. I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for Grant. Then he tries to win her back by holding up a radio that's playing "Baby Come Back" in front of her apartment, in the rain. Now I take back what I said to Grant. Why? THAT COULD SHORT CIRCUIT THE RADIO AND INJURE YOU, YOU IDIOT!! Of course, the new ours don't take it too well and throw stuff at him. The next day, Julia decides that she has no choice but to marry Nicky, but during their wedding, surprise, her father objects and tells her to marry Grant. Who conveniently is on top of her apartment. After some brief phone product placement and MORE MONTAGE FILLER, she meets Grant on top of her apartment, who has grown a beard of depression. They agree that they belong together and get married and live happily ever after. Whoop tee do. But that's not all, after a Wedding Crashers parody, we get a King Kong parody with, you guessed it, Carmen Electra! Actually, before I end this review, I would like to say something. SHE WAS ADVERTISED AS IF SHE WAS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!! But she only shows up at this part. After that, the movie ends. Good.
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!! Although it wasn't as bad as Epic Movie, I wouldn't call it better either. It's acting is mostly stale, most of it's jokes are just references, WHICH ARENT JOKES, and the ones that are are horrible, even if a couple of them worked, AND MOST OF THE PARODIES ARE OUTDATED!! I counted the ones that I found that were outdated. (If you found more, please let me know.) Here they are: Knotting Hill (1999), Pretty Woman (1990), Bridget Jone's Diary (2001), Kill Bill (2003), Meet The Parents (2000, I refuse to count the sequel because it came out recently at that time), and The Wedding Planner (2001). If your gonna make a parody movie, please, don't do it when the movies you are gonna make fun of is more than 1 or 2 years old. Or better yet, LEAVE THE PARODY GENRE ALONE! YOU'RE TRYING TO HARD TO BECOME THE NEXT SCARY MOVIE!
I think I'm getting the hang of these reviews, after this one, bring it on. What shall it be?
(A poster for Disaster Movie is shown)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
(Please Stand By)
The End!
Too much filler...
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ahh Disaster movie is next in line.. be prepared for another 4 part sequence