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Get ready for some padding!
So the couple go to the wedding pla--OH COME ON!!! That movie was from 2001! You know, I hear people bash these guys movies a lot, but how come I don't hear them talk about the fact that some of the movies they parody are OUTDATED?! I mean, really if your gonna do a parody, make fun of something that RECENTLY came out! God! After that, we meet Grant's best ma--I mean woman, Andy, played by Sophie Monk. And yes, they overly sexualize her introduction, BECAUSE SEX SELLS, RIGHT?! After about 4 minutes of filler, we see Andy and Julia picking out a wedding dress. And then Julia gets a power that makes her read people's minds. These include Britney and Kevin, a little kid, a hippie, and of course, Andy herself.
Andy thinking: I've got 24 hours to break up this wedding.
Julia thinking: No! (She smashes something on Andy's head)
The two girls have a Kill Bill fight, again, OUTDATED PARODY! And to pad the running time some more we get to see THE SAME GODDAMN SEXUALIZED SCENE OF ANDY THREE. FREAKING. TIMES. These include visions from Julia, a mailman, and A FREAKING PHONE, because everyone knows that phones are living. They break each other's swords, proving all that to be, as the Nostalgia Critic said: ENTIRELY POINTLESS! After that, Julia goes back to Not-Hitch and tells him that she is jealous of Andy, who happens to be Grant's ex. To pad the scene out even further, she starts dancing. I regret saying "maybe this won't be so bad". After that we cut to a big dinner at a Restaurant, where Julia, Grant and their families are having dinner. And then Andy attempts to woo Grant back, but not before they all break into song. And, I have to admit, the song is alright. It's filler, sure, but it's refreshing to just get something good for once, after all, it couldn't get worse, can it?
Lil Jon: Okay, get krunk!
Stay tuned for part 4.
So the couple go to the wedding pla--OH COME ON!!! That movie was from 2001! You know, I hear people bash these guys movies a lot, but how come I don't hear them talk about the fact that some of the movies they parody are OUTDATED?! I mean, really if your gonna do a parody, make fun of something that RECENTLY came out! God! After that, we meet Grant's best ma--I mean woman, Andy, played by Sophie Monk. And yes, they overly sexualize her introduction, BECAUSE SEX SELLS, RIGHT?! After about 4 minutes of filler, we see Andy and Julia picking out a wedding dress. And then Julia gets a power that makes her read people's minds. These include Britney and Kevin, a little kid, a hippie, and of course, Andy herself.
Andy thinking: I've got 24 hours to break up this wedding.
Julia thinking: No! (She smashes something on Andy's head)
The two girls have a Kill Bill fight, again, OUTDATED PARODY! And to pad the running time some more we get to see THE SAME GODDAMN SEXUALIZED SCENE OF ANDY THREE. FREAKING. TIMES. These include visions from Julia, a mailman, and A FREAKING PHONE, because everyone knows that phones are living. They break each other's swords, proving all that to be, as the Nostalgia Critic said: ENTIRELY POINTLESS! After that, Julia goes back to Not-Hitch and tells him that she is jealous of Andy, who happens to be Grant's ex. To pad the scene out even further, she starts dancing. I regret saying "maybe this won't be so bad". After that we cut to a big dinner at a Restaurant, where Julia, Grant and their families are having dinner. And then Andy attempts to woo Grant back, but not before they all break into song. And, I have to admit, the song is alright. It's filler, sure, but it's refreshing to just get something good for once, after all, it couldn't get worse, can it?
Lil Jon: Okay, get krunk!
Stay tuned for part 4.
We now return to the Julia and Grant show! Now featuring: Filler!
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XD part 4 should be the last one, right??